2008-05-24

生死一瞬間

一如往常的在高速公路行駛

一邊罵著低於100KM卻又霸佔內車道 ㄧ邊又重踩油門、急轉方向盤的前進

忽然間一陣車陣在前
來到了本人不熟悉的外側車道
接下來了解到 這不是一個好混的地方
沒練過 “勿試“

原以為 人車一體已是個境界 但需要加上個幸運 方能逃過一劫!
感謝上天 賜與我剛剛好的運氣

外側車道
對於返鄉的遊子 是個安心的出口
對於一昧向前聽著一路向北的車手 是個轉運口
對於車車皆厭 透露出危險氣息的大卡車、連結車們 是這些愛丟垃圾的地獄犬棲息地

為了逃避車陣的大白(HONDA CIVIC 白,J&S的愛車)
越過了北緯38度 來到這龍潭虎穴

一直想找機會重返人間的大白
一直被路隊長或是牛頭牌的安全駕駛逼回

一個剎那間 前面的大卡車繼續他單擋的任務 欺身向右 一個假動作
“向左?“ 腦子想的是高難度的左八輪在地、右八輪在路肩護欄上的動作(P.S.大卡車共16輪)

眼睛往左照後鏡一望 想著本人不奉陪重撥高難度動作要重返中間車道
一台不識相的小黑 加速前來

同一時間 右耳正播放著Sherry的高八度警告聲 "Watch out!"


原來阿 我真傻 前面的大卡車怎麼會無聊做著馬戲團才會有的動作勒
別人笑我看不穿 我笑自己瞎了眼

前面地面躺著一個大卡車的車輪! 對!他不在車車上 他在地面躺著

J大腦很快的跟J左右手下達 往右往左間隔差千分之一秒的指令
在此感謝J的各部位配合 使得在下可以在此報告經歷


雖然如此 大白還是 翹孤輪了


車內一陣安靜 J靜靜的安撫S及道歉關於他的疏忽

人車一體的J 知道大白左前方損傷不輕
找個休息站檢查了一下

左前保險桿大部位磨傷
躲在保桿裡的引擎進氣管路斷裂 不過無關行車安全


藉由這事件 告訴親愛的大家
外側車道 有空經過就好 不是個常逗留的好去處阿

2008-05-21

Locked door in Villa


Why? Why did I in earth need to place a chair to block that door?


That's the door to my villa in Bail Island.

Originally I could enjoyed in my secret garden with private swimming pool, open living room, kitchen, idle bower(發呆亭).

And I thought my breakfast would be ready when I woke up.

However, my morning was interrupted by knocking my door.

Well, I knew hotel hold each key to rooms but I might do something when they just broke in, especially in my honeymoon.

So...I called front desk, asked them " Don't disturb" and if I need any service, I would let they know.

What drove me crazy was the front desk didn't understand what my saying and insist she was the only one who could spoke English.

What the F!

Once she didn't know my meaning, she sent one guys to check it out.

HA...He was scared by the sound when he tried to walk in but the door blocked by chair and the chair fell down.

Here is the story to explain why I need a chair for my villa's door.


P.S. When I went out for dinner and found there's door tag showing "Don't Disturb"...sigh~~

Everything about Yan from this day!


Finally....I'm not alone anymore.


I got married on 3rd of May with my classmate from elementary school.
She also was my first love..
hee hee...
First girl I liked but never took the action.

After almost 20 years, we was connected each other again.
For that, I need to say thank you for lots people, especially my mothers.
Why "mothers"?
I came back Taiwan for my mother and got the phone # and confidence from my mother-in-law

I also gave my vow to my dear, Sherry Tsai, Mrs. Yan.
Also thank you my sister-in-law recorded the moment and in words.

1.妳是我見過最美麗的女人
2.只有妳懂我的想法,我也一樣
3.妳是我永遠的初戀情人
4.我只想跟妳一起生活
5.以後全部都聽妳的